Good news. My Internet is finally fixed! So tonight's quick post is just a shout out to Katie's team. Why do I love Katie's team? I am shallow. Can we talk about the amazing streamlined muscles? The abs of titanium (pretty sure titanium is stronger then steel)? The broad shoulders? The line? I know that there is a rule about not coveting thy neighbors team, but Katie, I covet. Shout out to the United States. Take that France!
Pffftt. you obviously can't have Michael Phelps on your team because i recruited him years ago. At the Sydney games in fact. Even though he was only 15, and i was only 10, and he wasn't even an Olympic athlete yet, i just knew.
ReplyDeleteBut i guess for a birthday present you can borrow him for a day (or night) mwah ha ha ha.
And by "you" i meant katie.
ReplyDeleteand by birthday present I mean... never mind. my mistake. Still though... he's mine.
My team is so wonderful. Ashley has nothing on it. Who really wants the business type when they can have a ghetto section, a skater section, and an olympic team. I would like to shout out to America<< quote from another of my gymnast Johnny. My team will forever dominate and none will come close. Not even the French! Sorry Matt.
ReplyDeleteOh and thank you Melissa for lending Michael to me. It means a lot to me that you would entrust him to me if even for a night...
ReplyDeletewhat is going on!?!?!? i am cut from any media and it sounds like France is loosing!! I can't let this happen! Ashley I will send those photos soon!!
ReplyDeletehooray for america! Your team must suck if katie has both the amazing swimmer AND gymnast! who else could you even want? although I would suggest that the gymnast transfer to your team...they tend to be a little shorter and I think it would be weird if katie were taller than him...
ReplyDeletenice model pic BTW. ANTM anyone??
Where do you think we could find posters of him for the walls of your apartment? I feel it necessary for you to have one.
ReplyDeleteI don't do short. Katie could do short - it would be like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Me? It would look like a little midget couple. And then me in heels would not work. No bueno.
ReplyDeleteOh, but we should explain for Matt: There was a swimming relay race. France talked some smack about the Americans. But then America won and France didn't. And because you are the only person we officially know in France, we have to say "Take that Matt" even though technically you had no idea and are not really French. :)
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh. Shout outs. I haven't heard that term in . . . decades. The Oxford English Dictionary says it peaked in 1990 - among the hip hop crowd. I LOVE SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAshley i know that this is a late blog or response but i have something for your team that we make you win EVERYTHING. You need to hop on google and look up ELLE magazine and the cover of it for this month. You'll love it!
ReplyDeletei am still wroking one those pictures! love you